Do Not Feed the Monkeys

You are invited to join “The Primate Observation Club”, where you will observe the lives of caged monkeys and carefully analyze the information obtained.

• THE PRIMATE OBSERVATION CLUB: a shadowy group that observes other people through surveillance cameras and compromised webcams.
  
• YOU: the newest member of the CLUB, tired of your run-down apartment, dull existence and boring job.
  
• MONKEYS: dozens of strangers who have fallen prey to your voyeurism.
  
• VOYEURISM: Exactly what you think it is (and also the reason why we’re rated “MATURE”).
  
• PRIVACY: Something that the monkeys think they have.
  
• PC (PERSONAL COMPUTER): Yep, we put a PC in your game that’s on your PC so that you can work on a PC while you’re playing the game that’s on your PC!
  
• FEEDING THE MONKEYS: Interacting or interfering with the subjects in any way. Feeding the monkeys is strictly prohibited.
  
• SHIT HITTING THE FAN: What may (or may not) happen if you feed the monkeys.