Open World Game: the Open World Game

Open World Game: the Open World Game is the purest open world game experience. We broke open world games down to their core so you don't have to deal with any more gorgeous 3D environments distracting you, stellar voice acting performances drawing you in, or even a prolonged epic Main Quest constantly weighing you down for ignoring it in lieu of collecting every card in that mini game. Just pure unadulterated open world game... game.

• Over 400 Pick-Up Icons scattered across an open world
  
• An epic story only told through Journal Entries
  
• In-game Achievements
  
• Fishing.
  
• A 3-Branch Skill Tree perfectly crafted to make all your decision making easy

Oh yeah, this is satire.